May 31, 2006
How to Pick Up Chicks
OK, sorry - this isn't the party I promised. Parties are for Friday, so you'll get that day after tomorrow. "Misplaced aggression" is for Thursdays, and today's almost Thursday.
Meanwhile, I'll let you absorb this lesson in "gaming" members of the opposite sex. Discuss your pick up techniques here.
Or, if you're feelin' frisky, send this to someone who wants your attention, but might be using, um ..., unorthodox methods of trying to get it.